In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a very tight skirt was waiting for the bus. As the bus rolled up, she queued with the rest of the passengers at the bus stop. When it was her turn, she realized that her skirt was way too tight for her to take the first step of the bus comfortably—so slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. But she couldn’t, the skirt was still too tight. So, a little more embarrassed, she again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. Still she couldn’t step up to the platform.
So, with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped her offending skirt to give more slack. About this time, the big guy behind her grabbed her by the waist and raised her all the way to the aisle of the bus. The lady, taken by surprise, screamed at the bloke. “How dare you touch me! I don’t even know who you are, you pervert!” she shouted. The big guy answered: “Ma’am, I can’t really say if I know you either. But after you unzipped my fly three times, I thought we had something going!”
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